A rather short dispatches today, mostly because I'm in the middle of a move to a slightly larger place.

Anyway, we have the birther reaction to Mitt Romney's COLB. Rudy Davis follows his "Public Beheading" video with death prayers and a visit from the Secret Service.

Media pondering on Romney's cozy relationship with birthers, while other members of the GOP are bathing in tomato juice. Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi appears on the radio, and World Nut Daily's comments become an extra-crispy bucket of racism.

We have some birthers screaming "don't call us that!!". Mario Apuzzo hears a very familiar word. SPLC releases their summer report, and there's some familiar names on it. James Manning thinks FEMA is ready to deport African-Americans back to Africa. And lots of birther death threats against President Obama.

In today's dispatches, the biggest news is, of course, the return of tribble mobility scooter and giant blowhard Donald Trump to the steppes of birtherstan. With the undead ferret glued to his scalp, Trump has gone full-tilt birther.

In response to his supporter, financial contributor, and campaign surrogate Donald Trump's ear-piercing birther screeching and outright lies, Mitt Romney shows the same level of backbone and leadership skills one would expect to find in a vat of plankton.

We have some birthers debating between hanging or beheading for President Obama, including some law enforcement jokes about "taking out" the First Family. Rudy Davis throws his Dallas birtherpoolza, with James Manning, Dr. Orly, Miki Booth, and a very special message from Terry Lakin being feted and praised by tens of people.

New Hampshire state rep Harry Accornero shows his patriotic spirit by denouncing the military for not overthrowing the scary black man. Mitt Romney not only ignores the birthers associated with his campaign, but releases his own COLB that wouldn't pass the sniff test if the birthers actually showed any consistency whatsoever.

Mike Zullo and Jerome Corsi find "exciting new news" from Hawaii, which sounds more like "what, this crap again???" And the current GOP seems to think that pandering to birthers is fun!

In today's dispatches, the fall-out from Arizona SoS Ken Bennett's lost weekend tryst with the birthers continues. The flurry of claims, counter claims, and "WAHHH, THE SCARY BLACK MAN IS STILL ON THE BALLOT!!!" is rather precious to behold. Including some journalists and elected officials that are getting a taste of the kind of crazy hate mail I've come to expect from the birtherstani.

In other news, it looks like some birthers are a bit annoyed with Comrade Taitz. Some in the GOP are getting nervous at Dr. Orly. Rudy is getting ready for his weekend birtherpoolza. More questions are raised in who was funding the Maricopa CCCP's little Hawaiian holiday. CNN is starting to note the birthers are still around, much like the drunk party guest screaming profanities at 3am.

I'm trying to figure out what shade of red Jerome Corsi's face is. While I try and decide between "brick", "apple" and "fire engine", he's promising more "explosive" news that already sounds like old lies. A very pale Tea Party birther video, with shades of "Keebler". Birtherstan's favorite tribble mobility scooter is back. And Dr. Orly gets told "No x2"

Today's dispatches are pretty much mostly Arizona Secretary of State Ken Barrett and his attempted damage control over his lost weekend in the fleshpots of birtherstan. Meanwhile, Maricopa County taxpayers get to bankroll the Maricopa CCCP's latest field trip to Hawaii.

Meanwhile, Indiana seems to be losing patience with Dr. Orly, who is showing signs of paranoia and delusion. Well, more so than usual. Dr. Kate develops a new hobby of spewing long-debunked anti-semitic slurs. Mara Zebest shows more lack of knowledge about Photoshop. Dr. Orly tries to get her birther ballot jihad in Mississippi moved, and the Dr. Kate-recommended Lame Cherry is going straight into red wine, haldol and datura shooter land.

In today's dispatches, a white nationalist uses some familiar-sounding names while expressing his desire to assassinate President Obama. Arizona Ken Barnett tries to get the stink of birther off of himself, but between being shown as a liar by the State of Hawaii AND some rather interesting emails, it's starting to be quite clear that he's been been getting booty calls from birthers for a while now.

"Blame the Victim" seems to be the fun new party game, with Rush Limbaugh, Breitbart.com, and Mike Huckabee all playing it. Dr. Orly is threatening elected officials again. Farah's pornstar mustache comes up with a top ten list that, much like the best of birtherstan, has little to do with reality.

Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi gets even redder in the face while spewing conspiracy nonsense that even Joseph Farah won't buy. Rudy "LoneStar1776" wants people to hear the TRUTH by which he means he's LYING. And if you listen carefully, you can hear the gloves coming off in Mississippi.

In today's dispatches, birtherpoolza refunds. More commentary on Dr. Orly's KBOA-produced and voiced campaign video. Jack Cashill doubles down on the dumb. Darren Huff gains four years separated from his remote-controlled buddy.

Dr. Orly continues her Mississippi Birther Ballot Jihad by screaming over anything that even remotely goes against her wishes. A collection of seditious and racist comments from from Birther Report. A collection of just plain racist commentary from Lame Cherry. The Mississippi Secretary of State says why Dr. Orly's case belongs in Federal Court.

The judge in Van Irion's Arizona case removes the defunct NDP from the case. Dr. Orly throws a fit that World Nut Daily isn't giving her the birther bucks Corsi is collecting. And TPM Muckraker takes a few shots at the Corsi-pimped "Dreams From My Real Father" movie.